Archive for September, 2009
Money-laundering conference
Posted by FuzzyGamer in Mobile Post on 2009/09/29
Blackjack, Mountain Dew, Tom Collins and U2
Posted by FuzzyGamer in Mobile Post on 2009/09/29
The Fifth Eye: a synopsis
Posted by FuzzyGamer in Blog, Random on 2009/09/25
My original intention with the Fifth Eye set on Flickr (started with this post) was to take daily photos indefinitely. But that was before I remembered that I’d be out of town for almost a week. So, putting that project on hold for a bit until I can once again try and do daily uploads.
This trial run was educational. For one, I learned that working under a creative deadline is not a bad thing. Used to be, I thought that if there was a requirement to “be creative” on cue, that just wouldn’t work. I didn’t learn that this approach works. It doesn’t really. What does work is getting into a creative mood and allowing things to just happen. Since I was in the “gotta take a picture” today mood, I saw more things to take photos of.
I also learned to not end things with such an iffy photo as the Xbox 360 replica of the Hofner 500/1. But whatever.
11, Hofner 500/1
Posted by FuzzyGamer in Mobile Post on 2009/09/25
[Part of the 'Fifth Eye' set of daily photos.]
From “The Beatles: Rock Band”
10, Night-time traffic, long exposure
Posted by FuzzyGamer in Mobile Post on 2009/09/23
[Part of the 'Fifth Eye' set of daily photos.]
Night-time long exposure shot from the sidewalk on the side of Avondale road.
9, Hand with blurry finger
Posted by FuzzyGamer in Pictures on 2009/09/23
[Part of the 'Fifth Eye' set of daily photos.]
An un-named person at the office didn’t want his picture taken, so (for some reason) struck up this curious pose.
8, Fiery skies
Posted by FuzzyGamer in Pictures on 2009/09/22
[Part of the 'Fifth Eye' set of daily photos.]
Sunset sky as seen from my office building.
Blasphe-me?
Posted by FuzzyGamer in Rant, Religion on 2009/09/21
Not sure why I’ve got an urge to blog and photograph religious topics lately, but here comes another one.
Umm, actually I meant here’s another blog post, but the photo will do nicely as well.
Reading up more on The Satanic Verses controversy (once I was done ogling Olivia Wilde, that is), I came to the conclusion that I am blasphemy. No, that’s not a typo, nor is it a form of strange English spoken by a Russian dude. I simply mean that my existence is blasphemy. I am an atheist, and by simply being an atheist I am saying that the Christians, Jews, Muslims, Scientologists and Pastafarians are off their rocker and that their imaginary friends don’t actually exist. So, quite literally, I am blasphemy.
For instance, Massachusetts still has on its books this horrid throwback to the Dark Ages:
PART IV. CRIMES, PUNISHMENTS AND PROCEEDINGSIN CRIMINAL CASES
TITLE I. CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS
CHAPTER 272. CRIMES AGAINST CHASTITY, MORALITY, DECENCY AND GOOD ORDER
Chapter 272: Section 36. Blasphemy
Section 36. Whoever wilfully [sic] blasphemes the holy name of God by denying, cursing or contumeliously reproaching God, his creation, government or final judging of the world, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching or exposing to contempt and ridicule, the holy word of God contained in the holy scriptures shall be punished by imprisonment in jail for not more than one year or by a fine of not more than three hundred dollars, and may also be bound to good behavior.
Of course, that law is un-enforceable in the United States, but it’s still something to consider that my mere existence is described as being punishable by jail time and a fine.
And of course Massachusetts is not the only place in the world that has this BS, as this helpful page illustrates. Oh shit, I wanted to visit the pyramids, but 6 months to 5 years in prison is sort of a deterrent. Well, I guess I’ll just have to settle for that pyramid-shaped flashlight in Vegas.
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Currently listening to: Bon Jovi.
7, Bobble Head Jesus
Posted by FuzzyGamer in Pictures on 2009/09/21
[Part of the 'Fifth Eye' set of daily photos.]
A present from my sister
"Metric fuckton" and Olivia Wilde
Posted by FuzzyGamer in Pictures, Random on 2009/09/20
Urban Dictionary definitions are always a hoot, and their take on “metric fuckton” is no different. I wonder what’s a good PG/PG-13 alternative for that? Crapload comes to mind, but that’s about it.
And now, for no other reason than because she’s hot, here are two photos of Olivia Wilde.

Wilde at the 2009 Emmies.

Wilde with Salman Rushdie at White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner in 2008. OK, so if getting a date with Olivia requires having a fatwa issued against me, then I’m game. And anyway, it’s been almost 24 hours since I’ve pissed someone off, time to do something about that.
EDIT:
Reading up a bit on “The Satanic Verses” controversy I’m entertained, saddened and alarmed by this line, explaining one of the reasons for the unprecedented rage that the book generated:
Unfamiliarity with the concept of free speech. The belief among many Muslims in or from the Middle East that every country “has … laws that prohibits any publications or utterances that tend to ridicule or defame religion.” It followed that permission to publish a book that ridiculed or defamed Islam showed an anti-Islamic bias in those countries that permit publication.
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Currently listening to: “Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door”, “On A Night Like This” and “Forever Young” by Bob Dylan.
Iced coffee with Half & Half
Posted by FuzzyGamer in Mobile Post on 2009/09/20
[Part of the 'Fifth Eye' set of daily photos.]
The pattern formed very quickly and stayed like that until I mixed the drink.
5, 50's diner-style table
Posted by FuzzyGamer in Pictures on 2009/09/19
[Part of the 'Fifth Eye' set of daily photos.]
50′s diner-style furniture at Vivace Espresso Bar at Brix.
Moroccan laws
Posted by FuzzyGamer in Rant, Religion on 2009/09/18
Threats for breaking Morocco fast
A Moroccan man campaigning to change the law banning eating in public during the Muslim Ramadan fast says he has received 100 death threats this week.
Radi Omar denied that his group was anti-Islam. “We are in favour of individual freedom,” he told the BBC.
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Under Moroccan law, eating in public during the hours of daylight, when Muslims are supposed to observe a fast, can lead to a fine and up to six months in prison.
Man… I’d complain that it’s wrong for a government to support a specific religion and “help” its followers adhere to their beliefs (by throwing them in jail), but same shit is being pulled by the US government as well.
Now, this may sound judgemental and all, but what is it with Islamic countries (Morocco is a self-described Islamic state) finding it necessary to police and enforce Islam? Where’s the sense of personal responsibility? If I eat at the wrong time and will be punished by god, what weight does (should?) any mortal punishment hold? And what about all the non-Muslims? But then again, I would ask that of multiple situations:
- Eating in public – I don’t believe in your god, why can’t I eat?
- Burqa – IIRC, wearing a burqa is required by law in some countries, even if the woman in question is not Muslim. Up until 2002, US servicewomen in Saudi Arabia had to wear a burqa when in public.
- Portrayal of Muhammad – touchy subject, but as long as the portrayal is non-offensive, why should non-Muslims be barred from it? Qur’an condemns idolatry, but this once again is an issue for Muslims: if you’re Muslim and you’re worshiping an image of the prophet, you’re screwed. On the other hand, if you’re not Muslim, why can’t you look at an image of Muhammad?
4, Garage elevator sign
Posted by FuzzyGamer in Pictures on 2009/09/18
[Part of the 'Fifth Eye' set of daily photos.]
Sign in my building’s garage.
Zune Pass and Zune's Smart DJ
Posted by FuzzyGamer in Music, Reviews on 2009/09/17
The new Zune software – the one that supports Zune HD – is a slow, hulking dinosaur. Installing it on my computer at work took forever, and actually using it is a pain.
On the other hand, there’s now a new feature called Smart DJ that is absolutely amazing. Essentially, it’s Pandora on crack: Zune software plays music related to a particular artist and adjusts its suggestions based on your preferences. The cool thing is that all the song that it plays are available on the Zune Pass, meaning that if I hear an artist I like, I can download a crap-ton of their albums instantly.
Once again, this goes to show that while iTunes is for people who like songs, Zune Pass is for people who like music. There’s quite a debate raging online about which model is better, the concept of buying music (iTunes) or renting it (Zune Pass). Here’s my opinion and why the Zune Pass is right for me (bullet list time!):
- Zune Pass (ZP, abbreviated to save me a few keystrokes) is 14.95$ per month
- iTunes songs are ~1$ each
- I can download and listen to an unlimited number of songs under the ZP
- For the same price (per month), I could only listen to 15 songs with iTunes
- Let’s say I download about 4 new albums every week (on average, this is probably a much lower figure than reality). If each album is 12 songs, that’s 48 songs per week, 205 songs per month (30/7*48), 2,496 songs per year (52*48).
- If I use the ZP for a year, I will have paid 180$.
- If I use the ZP for 10 years (highly unlikely, right?), I will have paid 1,800$
- In a year, for the same price, I can listen to 2500 songs with the ZP or 180 with iTunes
For me, as I am still figuring out what music I like and all (shit, I just realized that I love Pink Floyd and their “Dark Side of the Moon” is (so far) my favorite album of all time), the option to listen to an unlimited number of songs, all for a veeeeery reasonable sum of 180$ a year, is a no-brainer. Maybe if I was stuck in my ways and knew that there are only 15 new songs I wanted every month, and never experimented with music at all, the iTunes approach would be perfect. But that’s not me.
I don’t care about owning music. I’m not one of those people who needs to have their CD collection in neat rows on a book-shelf. I need my music flying through my ears! Yeah, if M$ goes under, I’ll lose all that music. But then, if M$ goes belly-up, I’ve got more important shit to worry about. Like finding another job. But I digress. If I really like some of the music (once again, Pink Floyd), and need it after the ZP is gone, I’ll go out and buy it. Or steal it. Whatever. But I’m not going to constrict my options now to just be able to say that I own a Britney Spears album. The hell with that.
EDIT-
I forgot to mention yet another approach to the Zune Pass: with the Zune Pass is included the option to keep 10 songs every month. At the rate of 1$/song, this translates to you buying 10 songs a month and paying 5$ to rent an unlimited number of songs. So, let’s consider a hypothetical power-listener (buys 1000 songs a month) named Max. Max can use Zune or iTunes, since the cost (1$/song) is the same for either service. If Max also gets a Zune Pass and is smart, in a given month he will buy 990 songs and use the 10-song credit from Zune Pass to get the other 10 songs: the cost is 1,005$, compared to 1,000$ for iTunes. But, for that extra 5$ Max gets to try as many songs as he wants. In essence, he can listen to 10,000 songs and choose to buy only a tenth of that, all for an extra 5$ a month.
But enough of this non-sense, sleep calls.
3, Steve the spider
Posted by FuzzyGamer in Pictures on 2009/09/17
[Part of the 'Fifth Eye' set of daily photos.]
This scary spider lives on my balcony. I call him Steve. We don’t talk much.















