You know all that talk about happiness? It’s bullshit. Apparently, happiness is the new GTA game.
Click on the image to see the AMAZING trailer for the game.
Some highlights from the trailer and speculation on my part:
- The game appears to be set in Vinewood, a city featured in GTA: San Andreas
- There are mountains again (GTA:IV was great, but everything was city, city, city, there was no countryside to explore. Unlike Red Dead Redemption, of course, which was all countryside.)
- Vastly improved graphics
- Something that looks like a revamped and powerful new physics engine
- Convertibles!
- Dogs?
- A zeppelin! It appears in the sky a number of times throughout the trailer, and I’d be supremely disappointed if at least one mission isn’t set inside it
- Jet skis
- Countryside, complete with mountain ranges, wind turbines and what looks like low cloud cover
- Outside gym (does this mean more San Andreas-esque exercising and body building?)
- Crop duster! (Can’t wait to fly that thing through a metropolis)
- Automatic guns with suppressors? Hello stealth missions!
- A place that looks more populated, with people hanging around on corners and along streets (more to mow over with a tank!)
- A military plane WITH ROCKETS flying over downtown! About time that we got planes back. GTA:IV lost those, probably for fear of blowback against 9/11 reminders, or something. And that really sucked.
So, yeah, I’m going to suffer emotional pain until the game comes out. Hooray for the next year or so of waiting.